You Are a Shim
By: Cynthia's Friends

You are a Shim and that's no lie;
Most of us think that you are a bi.

You can't dance as we've all seen;
At the spring formal you were making a scene.

You have no life and that's too bad
Because your sorry ass is soooo sad.

You are a loser, we've come to know;
A dollar hoe would "Just Say No."

We always see your dates running away;
They finally figured out that you are gay.

We don't know how you treat your friends,
But we doubt that Karl will make amends.

Run and hide you stupid fag;
Once Karl gets back, you know what will sag.

Stop making up all this stuff;
I think we've all just had enough.

This poem has made you out as a prick,
So don't deny it, you sorry trick.

Zack Bailey, get this through your head;
We really mean what you just read.